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  • Arienette: “Can you throw me?”
    Me: “No”
    Arienette: “Why?”
    Me: “If I throw you, you will get hurt.”
    Krishna: “I’ll do it.”
    Me: “Sissa will throw you”
    Arienette: (To Krishna) “Don’t. Because I will be hurt. And I will break so hard.”
  • Arienette: “You look like a boy.”
    Me: “Okay.”
    Arienette: “I don’t want you to be a boy.”
    Me: “Well, here’s some good news, I’m not a boy.”
    Arienette: “You are a girl!”
    Me: “Yep.”
  • Arienette: “Are you gonna be at my birthday, maybe?”
  • Arienette: “You look like a blimp!”
  • Arienette: “Maybe you will buy me a yoyo!”
  • Me: “Goodnight, Arienette, I love you.”
    Arienette: “I don’t love you.”
    Me: “That’s alright.”
    Arienette: “I don’t gotta love you.”
    Me: “No, you don’t have to love me, but I love you. Very much.”
    Arienette: “Well, I don’t love you!”
  • Me: “What do you want for dinner?”
    Arienette: “I want seahorse chicken nuggets.”
    Me: “What??”
    Arienette: “I want seahorse chicken nuggets!”
    Me: “I don’t have seahorse chicken nuggets…”
    Arienette: “Why? I want those.”
  • Arienette: “Maybe Colby won’t be at class today.”
    Me: “Do you want Colby to be at class?”
    Arienette: “No, he hits me a lot.”
    Me: *seethe* “Why didn’t you tell me he hits you?”
    Arienette: “I told you today.”
    Me:”Did you tell your teachers he hits you?”
    Arienette: “Yes.”
    Me: “And what did your teachers say?”
    Arienette: “They said don’t hit.”
    Me: “Well, I’m going to talk to your teachers…”
  • Arienette: (singing) “I’m a lobster, nice and sweet!”
  • Arienette: “This doll doesn’t have nipples!!”
  • I was in the bathroom, and Arienette comes in…
    Arienette: “I got into your stuff.”
    Me: “Well then, you’re going to be in trouble.”
    Arienette: “Will I have a time out?”
    Me: “I don’t know, it depends what you did.”
    Arienette: “Can you smell it?”
    Me: “…”
    Arienette: “I took your lotion”
    Me:”bring it to me.”
    Arienette: “It’s kinda gluey”
    Me: “Yep, that’s not lotion.”
    Arienette: “What is it?”
    Me:”That’s liquid latex. For Halloween. I am going to have to peel it off you.”
    Arienette: “It’s in my bed… please don’t peel off my skin, I want to be together!”

She opened my brand new bottle of latex and poured it all over herself and her bed.                At least I know she doesn’t have a latex allergy…

  • Arienette: “There’s applesauce inside my blueberries!!”

 

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About Chimadena

I am a mother, and I love my family with all my heart. I love books, music and movies (though not always book to movie adaptations). I have an odd sense of humor, and I like to talk about random things nobody really cares about. I also enjoy playing with my hair and makeup, and trying new things. I recently shaved my head bald on a whim. Seriously, I said "I think I want to shave my head" and 10 minutes later, my thirteen year old was holding a pair of scissors cutting it off so I could. And when I say, I shaved it, I mean I literally shaved it. I had zero hair on my head afterward. Then, just for funzies, I put on my combat boots, and a Halloween tutu, and went out to show it off. I have zero qualms about looking crazy in public. My teenager, however, was a bit embarrassed. I enjoy taking pictures and making videos, though I am not particularly good at it, and I have a strong presence on social media. If you would like to talk to me, you will find that I have an opinion on almost any subject, though you can clearly see that by perusing my WordPress account.

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